..Laugh as much as you choose,but you will not laugh me out of my opinion.. -Pride and Prejudice

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

This week has been crazy with assignments,
who knows.
Anyway, my good friend Chan sent this to me because he knew I was writing a paper and I couldn't stop laughing.
For those of you who have ever written a paper in college will be able to relate to this!
(I made some modifications to relate to most of us haha)
How to write a paper in college/university:

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.

2. Log onto MSN(fb chat) and ICQ (be sure to go on away!). Check your email.

3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.

4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate.

5. Check your email. (or facebook)

6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee(hot chocolate?). Just to get settled down and ready to work.

7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.

8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.

9. Check your email.(or fav blog)

10. You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp(efy?) since fourth grade(sophomore year). You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.

11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.

12. Grab some music from Itunes.

13. Check your email. ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR YET?!

14. MSN(fb) chat with one of your friends about the future. (ie summer plans).

15. Check your email.(HeyTells)

16. Listen to your new songs and download some more.

17. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory emarks about your prof, the
course, the college, the world at large.

18. Walk to the store and buy a pack of gum. You've probably run out.

19. While you've got the gum you may as well buy a magazine and read it(Cosmo? thanks).

20. Check your email.(facebook)

21. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV(Pretty Little Liars).

22. Play some solitare (Angry Birds).

23. Check out bored.com.

24. Wash your hands.

25. Call up a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven't started either.

26. Look through your housemate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.

27. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.

28. Check to see if bored.com has been updated yet.

29. Check your email and listen to your new songs.

30. You should be rebooting by now, assuming that windows is crashing on schedule.

31. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.

32. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.

33. Lie face down on the floor and moan.(haha favorite!)

34. Punch the wall and break something.

35. Check your email.(facebook and blogs)

36. Mumble obscenities.

37. 5am - start hacking on the paper without stopping. 6am -paper is finished.

38. Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.

39. Go to class, hand in paper, and leave right away so you can take a nap.

I am still dying!
So funny, so true.

The weekend is almost here my lovelies!



  1. HAHAHAHA!!! Oh my gosh meg i am laughing out loud at the computer! This is SO true!! Especially the part about not finishing till 6, complaining to everyone, then leaving to go take a nap! haha this whole thing is seriously my life. chad gets sooo mad at me.. "DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!" I'm glad to see though that there are others like me out there!

  2. It's hilarious how accurate this is!

  3. haha I just re-read this because I really do love it!! SO true!!!