So you know when you are playing the question game
and the question,
"What is or are your pet peeves?"
and you usually come up with silly, by the book answers like,
people who chew with their mouths open,
dogs that bark too much,
Although these are all reasonable pet peeves, I have decided on my one pet peeve that literally drives me up the wall,
the one that pisses me off to NO END.
When people tell me what I am,
who I am,
who I am not,
what I do,
what I don't do,
how I am feeling,
or how I should be feeling.
I'm sorry, what?
"You don't really like sushi, you just want to sound cool."
-actually, you're right, I love it.
"You are a player"
-and you know this how?
"You're pissed, I can tell, you are so mad right now"
-um I wasn't, but if you don't shut up I will be.
"You can't like Nicki Minaj"
-hm, well I do.
"You can't .............(fill in the blank)"
-oh I can't? thank you so much for letting me know. Want me to show you I actually can now?
I know this may sound a bit rant-like, probably cause it is.
But I am who I am,
not who or what you say or want me to be,
and I definitely will not apologize for that.