Why is it that almost every single male in Utah County is such a sweetbro?
"A guy who spends 12+ hours per week at Golds Gym,
Drives a truck or "sleek" sports vehicle,
must take shirt off at every appropriate (or not) moment,
must give every thin blonde with a glazed over "Huh" kinda look to her an overly dramatic "up-down, dayummmmm,"
and must be at every dance party ever thrown."
I feel as though this type of male is becoming a rapidly growing population.
You may be hot, but the fact that you have better hair than I do just doesn't do it for me.
Sorry but you are officially a...
Happy Hump Day:]