Why is it that almost every single male in Utah County is such a sweetbro?

Definition: "Sweetbro."

"A guy who spends 12+ hours per week at Golds Gym,

Drives a truck or "sleek" sports vehicle,

must wakeboard,

must take shirt off at every appropriate (or not) moment,

must give every thin blonde with a glazed over "Huh" kinda look to her an overly dramatic "up-down, dayummmmm,"

and must be at every dance party ever thrown."

I feel as though this type of male is becoming a rapidly growing population.

You may be hot, but the fact that you have better hair than I do just doesn't do it for me.

Sorry but you are officially a...

Douchebag.

Happy Hump Day:]

xoxo.

-m