Why is it that almost every single male in Utah County is such a sweetbro?
Definition: "Sweetbro."
"A guy who spends 12+ hours per week at Golds Gym,
Drives a truck or "sleek" sports vehicle,
must wakeboard,
must take shirt off at every appropriate (or not) moment,
must give every thin blonde with a glazed over "Huh" kinda look to her an overly dramatic "up-down, dayummmmm,"
and must be at every dance party ever thrown."
I feel as though this type of male is becoming a rapidly growing population.
You may be hot, but the fact that you have better hair than I do just doesn't do it for me.
Sorry but you are officially a...
Douchebag.
Happy Hump Day:]
xoxo.
-m
hahahahaha meg. oh my gosh. ever been to st george?? its chuck full of these guys!
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ReplyDeletei love this.
Oh my gosh... megan. I am going to add this to my blog. I AM DYING!!!!! AHAHHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteProvo to a T!!! It's absolute disgusting. I'm obsessed with this.
ReplyDeletehaha so awesome and true!
ReplyDeletehahaha this really is sooo true. take it for someone who has lived in provo for 4 years, and lived at belmont. there is an infestation of sweet bros there! the funny part is, my freshman year i was like oh my gosh those guys are so hot. yup that changed prettttty quick!
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